At a certain age, we all realize that nothing lives under our bed. Our closet harbors no slouching beast, the shadowy nook under the stairs is empty of all but rain boots, the basement haunts us with nothing but the threat of mildew. As we become older and smarter, the things we fear become well lit and sterile - late house payments, workplace upheavals, check engine lights - and we grow jaded and cold. But the darkness is not empty, and never will be. Ships and airplanes disappear, unmanned radio stations broadcast mysterious numbers to unknown audiences, and partially decayed monstrosities wash up on our beaches. At Darkvale Studios, we have made it our mission to venture into the deepest shadows of our humble planet and find dusty ancient terrors to sell to our discerning clientele. Even as I write this, strangely labelled crates are crossing the oceans and rumbling down the highways toward our warehouse, and in the days and weeks ahead, our Emporium will proudly host a new batch of oddities and artifacts worthy of the most adventurous shopper. So please spread the word about our gloomy little enterprise, and make sure to like and share our FaceBook posts so that our audience can grow as our adventure does. As proud purveyors of things that go bump in the night, Darkvale Studios looks forward to giving you back the nightmares you once left behind.
Profits of Doom
The glass contains the smell, but not the heebie-jeebies.