Despite our reluctance to join the modern world, the time has come to enter the domain of online video marketing. We sought out the best media advertiser we could find and proudly announced what we were willing to spend. After they had finished laughing so hard that their monocles fell into their brandy snifters, we realized that we would need to carve out our own path, as per usual. We have now outfitted our computer with some of the latest software, and chained one of our lowest paid interns to the desk to knock out a lovely 2 minute video highlighting some of our recent works. Attached you will find the finest efforts that a $15 app from iTunes would allow. Click and enjoy, and as always, kindly share our endeavors with your friends and loved ones, and even just the ones you tolerate. We need all the help we can get, and as our social media empire grows, so will the scope of our projects. Maybe one day we'll be able to afford our own brandy snifters.