We have been strangely silent online lately, and our moody immaturity is only partly to blame. Projects of great variety and scope have been rolling across our production floor, and it has stretched all of our resources to keep up with them. We run a very small staff here at Darkvale, partly due to our demand for nearly unattainable quality, and partly due to our refusal to pay anyone. Possibly not in that order. That said, when the proverbial poo strikes the proverbial propeller, our website blog is among the first plugs we pull. We're sorry about that if you are a blog addict, but if that’s the case, we probably helped you out with this recent little break. Maybe you got to catch back up on your other addictions, like soap operas or alcohol or whatever. At any rate, we plan to stay more up to date, despite today’s blog photo, which is from a year ago, when we were wiring Tank to speak along with an actor. Either that or we were wiring him to howl profanity at Jehovah’s Witnesses. We had some questionable interns in the lab back then. We thank you all for your patience, and plan to keep things a little livelier online from now on. We have some new developments in the works, and are eager to blog at you about them. God help me, I can’t believe that’s an acceptable verb, but there you go. You’re gonna be blogged at, folks. Somewhere Shakespeare is filling his tomb with vomit.
Our Science Isn't Mad, Just Very, Very Disappointed...
We really need to stop storing our photos under the chinchilla cage.