Ever since our Emporium opened its online doors in February, we have acquired all manner of art and artifacts, most of which are blunted and non-poisonous enough to make available to the public. New exotica are arriving all the time, and this Halloween we will be proudly peddling our wares at the Spooky Empire convention on International Drive in Orlando. All of the local inflatable bouncy castle rentals were already spoken for, so we invested in a customized medicine show wagon, for which the wainwright generously offered us a 50% discount. Clearly our name is beginning to carry some weight. If you expect to be in Central Florida this Halloween, block out some time for Spooky Empire and experience the kind of dark madness that could only be created by wild Floridians lucky enough not to be on parole. There is still much to be built and unveiled, and our online Emporium continues to grow for those of you who wish to shop without combing your hair or wearing pants, so please check back often and spread the word about our site to all those you care about. Thank you as always for reading these blogs and supporting our efforts, and rest assured that next year we will get our hands on the very best inflatable bouncy castle ever.