Just as an oil tycoon lives in Texas, or a Hollywood talent baron hangs his hat in California, Darkvale Studios understood that if Madness was a thing to be captured, crated, and shipped, our headquarters would need to be squarely in the middle of the great state of Florida. Between wild eyed cult leaders, rogue businessmen on the run from the feds, retirees with nothing left to lose, and drug crazed hobo face eaters, we here in the Sunshine State do our best to keep America on her toes, and Fox News in business. A quick Google search of "Weird News" will make clear that only the combined efforts of the entire nation of Germany even come close to matching our local citizenry in a wild-haired trashy lunatic standoff, and personally, we wouldn't have it any other way. It's been said that everybody is somebody else's weirdo, and Florida is clearly happy to occupy that honorable chair for everyone else on this frequently boring planet.

The Darkvale production shop, in just the last few years, has been used to build an electric chair, part of a homemade flying machine, a fully functional mad science lab, a steampunk talking robot, a Tiki bar, a giant mutant monster bug, various haunted house and television props, and innumerable creatures and gizmos intended for the entertainment and befuddlement of the masses. Madness, thick in the local air, is our oxygen, and wild-eyed adventure and intrigue are our stock in trade, boxed and shipped to your doorstep. So click on over to our Emporium, and share its wonderment with all those you wish to amaze. We have crates and crates of future strangeness yet to be released, and the limitless madness of the lightning capital of the world to work with. So share us with your Facebook friends, and join us on the adventure that can only be found on the other side of sanity.