For most of a year now, we have been boasting of the wonders of our upcoming Emporium, which has remained in pending status for far too long. After much bickering in our boardroom about "product safety" and "not bribing customs agents", we have found suitable product suppliers and are now going full steam ahead. For the last few weeks, we have been acquiring or creating our first batch of unique and beautiful oddities, carefully hand selecting what we felt would be the best group of uncrated or unveiled curiosities to define our future retail endeavours. That said, it greatly pleases me (and my surly management staff) to announce that the Darkvale Emporium will be opening in one week. On Sunday, February 22nd, the Emporium will go online with its first handful of carefully selected curios, and shortly thereafter a new item will be added each week. Our artisans and collectors have been put on notice, and new pieces are being created in house or shipped in from distant ports at a feverish pace. Every item represents, as Mister Darkvale himself would have said, "a different kind of dimension", and as time bears on and more artists join our ranks, our artifacts will break new frontiers in creativity, storytelling, and possibly taste. So share this post, and help us spread the word about our little retail odyssey. New adventures are being born every day in the Darkvale facility, and at the click of a mouse, they can follow you home.