We've been told that sort of headline is "trending", even though it makes us itch and shudder, so our apologies. At any rate, the Darkvale Studios empire is growing, like some sort of strange fungus, and we are happy to announce that we are now in a creative partnership with Murder City Media. Along with having a wonderfully threatening name, they are a beautiful resource for high end video and photography, and we will be providing props and sets to meet their frequently strange needs. We are also currently working on concepts for a Darkvale Emporium tradeshow booth, which will provide guests the first opportunity to experience our merchandise in a physical environment this Halloween. As always, our stock inventory is growing and adapting, so please click our Emporium link and encourage your friends and colleagues to check us out. The strangeness we have built so far is only the beginning and we need your help to spread the word; share our website and help us dominate the internet so we can overwhelm the feeble human populace from a throne of blood and thunder. Or, you know, sell some cool merchandise and make a comfortable living. Whatever comes first.
The title was obvious clickbait. When I clicked? MY ASS EXPLODED FROM AWESOME!!!!
I think it's time to switch our marketing department to decaf...